- Flowers sent to our work so everyone knows just how much you adore us.
- To be told we are beautiful, heavenly mortals. And that we look really thin.
- To be gushed over on Instagram with a pre-approved image of our liking.
- A heart-shaped box full of chocolates. And again, to be told we look thin while we eat them.
- Applauded for our youthful, fresh-faced glow. Our skin that is like that of a newborn. Then handed a
- $100 gift card to Sephora.
- A heart-shaped pizza. Just because.
- A Hallmark holiday movie marathon even though it's not Christmas.
- A kitschy item from a Valentine's Day pop-up shop on the street so we know you care.
- To be remarked as smart, intellectual beings, and again, very thin.
