School's out for summer. So that means less LA traffic, more rosé, and sleepless nights because most of us (peasants) don't have central air conditioning.
6/1/18
A few years ago I read an article in the New York Times about a list of 36 questions that are bound to make any two people fall in love. Or perhaps more in love.
The article piqued my curiosity, so over drinks one night, I asked my husband these questions, and after being together for almost six years, we learned a few things about each other we didn't know.
- One dozen sheet masks
- Siggi's yogurt
- A gold pendant necklace with my therapist's initials engraved on it
- A circular straw tote because I'm eclectic
- Tickets to see Haim
- Whatever iPhone that has Portrait Mode
- A jade face roller. I hear they do wonders.
- A 5 ft fiddle leaf tree. I won't kill it.
- Linen bed sheets
- Linen dish towels
- Linen toilet paper. Do they make that? Would be nice.
- A red 1987 Mercedes convertible
- Tito's
- Topo Chico
- One 90 minute massage at The Now. Heard it was life changing.
- 24k gold hoops in sizes small, medium and large
- Mules. All kinds.
- Non prescriptive glasses. I don't want anyone knowing I have 20/20 vision.
- A face mask called "Summer Fridays" because lol
- Cropped jeans. All washes.
- A sound bath
- A few units of Botox. It's preventative.
- Magnum ice cream bars. Bloggers eat them so I think they make you thinner.
- A weekend in Joshua Tree to rediscover myself
- A dry brush
- Laser hair removal everywhere
- Eyelash extensions to enhance my natural beauty
- A pack of mango La Croix
Do you take credit?
5/28/18
A Shopping List
- Flowers sent to our work so everyone knows just how much you adore us.
- To be told we are beautiful, heavenly mortals. And that we look really thin.
- To be gushed over on Instagram with a pre-approved image of our liking.
- A heart-shaped box full of chocolates. And again, to be told we look thin while we eat them.
- Applauded for our youthful, fresh-faced glow. Our skin that is like that of a newborn. Then handed a
- $100 gift card to Sephora.
- A heart-shaped pizza. Just because.
- A Hallmark holiday movie marathon even though it's not Christmas.
- A kitschy item from a Valentine's Day pop-up shop on the street so we know you care.
- To be remarked as smart, intellectual beings, and again, very thin.
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