Don't start licking people's eyes because you read about it online and heard it's the kEwL new thing to do. It's a sick fetish and you WILL get pink eye. But if you're curious, read more about it here.
Do feel okay if you don't know how to twerk.
Don't feel okay if you think you can twerk but actually can't.
Do feel okay if you're in your mid-twenties and not married, in a relationship or even have a date lined up. YOU'RE NORMAL!
Do be happy you have a job and aren't home watching daytime soaps like this during the day.
Do feel okay about wanting to see Lindsay Lohan's new movie.
Don't be afraid to see Lindsay Lohan's new movie because you think you might like it.
Don't be sad there will be children born the same day as Kate Middleton's baby who will get a special coin and you won't. You can't win em all.