Thursday, July 11, 2013

Do's and Don'ts of the Week: Eye Licking, Twerking and More

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Don't start licking people's eyes because you read about it online and heard it's the kEwL new thing to do. It's a sick fetish and you WILL get pink eye. But if you're curious, read more about it here.

Do feel okay if you don't know how to twerk.

Don't feel okay if you think you can twerk but actually can't.

Do feel okay if you're in your mid-twenties and not married, in a relationship or even have a date lined up. YOU'RE NORMAL!

Do be happy you have a job and aren't home watching daytime soaps like this during the day.

Do feel okay about wanting to see Lindsay Lohan's new movie.

Don't be afraid to see Lindsay Lohan's new movie because you think you might like it.

Don't be sad there will be children born the same day as Kate Middleton's baby who will get a special coin and you won't. You can't win em all.

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3 comments :

  1. This makes me feel so much better - I didn't even really know what twerking was until last week, I was pretty sure it was a greek side dish! xx

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  2. Why are people licking others eyes?! I just don't understand it creeps me out thinking about it!

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  3. Eye licking? Is that a new thing? It sounds pretty disgusting and I have no idea why anyone would want to do this.

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