Having glow-in-the-dark stars on your ceiling, a solar system or anything else that glows like a black light in your room.
Being on an episode of Intervention.
Being one of those people who says “they’re all out to get us, you know, all those people in that big white house over on the east coast, they’re going to take our children and our homes and listen to our phone calls.”
Responding to phone calls with texts.
Responding to "I love you's" with "thanks."
Telling someone you slept with one of your relatives and you’d probably do it again.
Giving the person you’re dating a $50 gift card to El Torito but there’s only $25 on it.
Eating one of those Popsicle’s that has two sticks and not sharing it. L
Admitting to having several sexual partners and/or being Tommy Lee and refusing to get tested because you’re just “livin la vida loca.”
Wearing sweats to everything. Life isn’t your couch, get dressed sometimes.
Having a ticker counting down the days until your birthday on Facebook. I don’t even know if you can still do this, but if you did it once, you’re an automatic DB.
Having murder on your record.