Why would I think it's creepy that you saw me on your friends profile and felt the need to lurk my page and then ask me out over a social network when we never met? Isn't that what Facebook is for anyway? Making friends, bringing people together and hitting on strangers?
Why would I think it's creepy you have two girls in your picture that you probably a) are not related to; b) met at a frat party; c) think you can get with; d) never met before or after that night?
Why would I think it's creepy that you think by looking at my basically private profile that I have a good head on my shoulders?
Hell yeah I am down to get drinks! When and where? Because I too want to be glued to your right or left side like a trophy in your user pic. Let's do this. Pick a time and a place.
Get at me boyfrien'!
hahaha...Some dudes have no shame.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious!! Its so cringe-worthy when people do this!
ReplyDeletei love that your facebook profile is basically private...best part...haha
ReplyDeletehahaha did you even have any friends in common?
ReplyDeleteThose are the worst. I just ignore them when I get the messages.
ReplyDelete@Katie... i did. that's the sad truth.
ReplyDeleteThis post made me laugh. Guys like that are, in my opinion, disgraceful. But anyway, thanks for the giggles.
ReplyDelete...that guy is truly a dumbass at the art of "getting into someones pants"
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