Sunday, May 1, 2011

He's hot but...

He may be hot, but is he really that great?

He's hot but...
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A while back I did a post on Sheshotbut.com . Well, there isn't a He's Hot But (yet), so I just asked a bunch of girlfriends to give me some input on their own tribulations. Here's what they had to say:

HE'S HOT BUT, HE'S IN HIGH SCHOOL.

HE’S HOT BUT, WHEN HE COMES UP IN COVERSATION ABOUT STD’S, IT’S NOT A GOOD SIGN.

HE'S HOT BUT, WE MET AND 25 MINUTES LATER HE DROPPED SOMETHING ABOUT MOVING TO CALIFORNIA FOR ME.

HE'S HOT BUT, HE'S FROM ANTIOCH.

HE'S HOT BUT, HE HAS BABY MAMA DRAMA.

HE'S HOT BUT, HE TAKES PICTURES OF ME WHILE I SLEEP. NOT IN A CUTE WAY.

HE'S HOT BUT, HE WEARS COWBOY BOOTS. EVERYWHERE.

HE'S HOT BUT, I FOUND A LOT OF DISNEY MUSIC IN HIS CAR.

HE'S HOT BUT, HE HOOKS UP WITH ANYTHING WITH A VAGINA.

HE'S HOT BUT, HE NEVER SAYS THANK YOU.

HE'S HOT BUT, HE CRIED AFTER SEX (TRUE STORY).

HE'S HOT BUT, HE WEARS ED HARDY.
HE'S HOT BUT, HE'S INTO REALLY WEIRD PORN.

HE'S HOT BUT, HE SMACKS MY SHOULDER OR ARM WHENEVER HE HAS SOMETHING FUNNY TO SAY.

HE'S HOT BUT, HE'S A COMPLETE ASSHOLE TO HIS FAMILY.

HE'S HOT BUT, HE'S IN JAIL.

HE'S HOT BUT HIS DOG IS ALWAYS IN THE ROOM WHEN WE'RE HAVING SEX. IT'S WEIRD.

HE'S HOT BUT, HE NEEDS TO GET OVER HIMSELF AND STOP ACTING LIKE HE KNOWS HE IS.

HE'S HOT BUT, HE TAKES LONGER TO GET READY THAN ME.

HE'S HOT BUT, HE KEEPS TELLING PEOPLE HE'S DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE WHEN IT'S REALLY PICKING UP TRASH ON THE FREEWAY.

6 comments :

  1. Yes! you crack me up girl!

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  2. Oh yeah, if they wear ed hardy, they're sure to be compensating for something.

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  3. lets talk about your favourite sport games. i live football - soccer zenit piter number 1! what about you?

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  4. Lets see. My deal breakers; He's Hot But...
    *He Hooks Up with anything with a Vagina
    *He's into Really weird porn
    *He's a complete asshole to his family.

    This list just goes to show there are some very freaky guys out there! xx

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  6. oh-em-gee I think every guy I ever dated is on this list... some of them fill more than one statement... no amount of hotness can over ride 'wears Ed Hardy' AND 'cries after sex'
    Hahaha... good work... keep it up!

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