Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Facebook Creep part 3

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Dear my long lost Sourav,

I am so glad you found me. I have been living in this life wondering when you will come to my rescue and save me from what is only a memory of my past.

I am impressed by your resume: the music industry, a degree and your lusty good looks? Wow, wow and wow. This is just too much.

I too think we will compliment each other well. It's just not your fault that you're so incredibly handsome. It takes a confident person to recognize just how good looking he is and make others feel inadequate by verbally announcing that.

I wish I was in your picture lying in the green pasture next to you. However, something tells me it won't be long before we are frequenting fields of tall grass discussing worldly topics and reciting romantic poetry to each other.

The wait is over.



8 comments :

  1. sweet jesus. i wonder how many times he copies and pastes this or if he is serious.

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  2. Hahahahahaha that's hilarious!

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  3. when you're done with sourav, send him over my way!

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  4. Is this guy for real? That's just fucking fantastic...

    The worst facebook creep I've ever gotten just asked me what I was wearing... and seemed totally turned on when I answered "a teeshirt and jeans", haha.

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  5. I love how most "handsome" or "very attractive" (creepy) guys often have a headless photo of themselves. Like this handsome chef on twitter:
    @thehandsomechef

    oooohh, you're so mysterious! baby please show me more!

    LOL

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  6. Yeah, that is creepy. I hope that you reported him. I would never date someone just by responding to a random message on Facebook. Often the creeps try to sweet talk because they can not date a woman any other way. Maybe one of the women will have a blonde moment and not use their common sense.

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