Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Facebook Creep part 2
To the shirtless guy with no head:
Wow to you too.
This has to be the nicest yet most erotic message I have ever received on Facebook.
Where did you learn how to talk to women? Also, where did you get those white jeans?
How am I single you ask? Only because I've been waiting for a man of your stature and charm to come along. Lucky me, the day has finally come.
I was going to blur your picture too but I think your tan muscles should be shared with the world.
I want women everywhere to see what I will soon have in my arms. They are going to be so jealous.
So, do you want to meet up somewhere dark and mysterious and talk about romantic things? I've always wanted to be tamed.