Monday, January 24, 2011

She's hot but...

school girl



How many times do you see/meet a hot girl but find that she’s followed with a complete deal breaker?

There’s this website called sheshotbut.com where guys can anonymously post reasons a girl isn’t worthy of their time even though she’s hot. Here’s a few of the better ones...

SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE WEARS A SCRUNCHY

SHE'S HOT, BUT ALL HER EXS SEEMS TO RUN AWAY FROM HER AND NEVER COME BACK.

SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE DANCES ON POLES TO PAY FOR COLLEGE
SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE IN AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT.

SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE MY MOTHER.

SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE SLEPT WITH HALF THE RUGBY TEAM.

SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE WAS BORN IN THE 90S

SHE'S HOT, BUT THE BITCH IS CRAZYY
SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE BEAT ME AT BLACK OPS

SHE'S HOT, BUT THAT LAUGHS DEFINITELY NOT!

SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE WEARS A BUMPIT

SHE'S HOT, BUT HER SANDWICHES SUCK

SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE LIKES JUSTIN BIEBER

SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE ONLY WEARS LOOSE SWEATSHIRTS AND SWEATPANTS EVERYWHERE

SHE'S HOT, BUT I KNOW SHE IS A HO

SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE’S REALLY INTO NICHOLAS CAGE

SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE KEEPS MAKING ME SEE ROMANTIC COMEDIES

SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE’S A SCIENTOLOGIST

SHE'S HOT, BUT I KNOW HERPES WHEN I SEE IT.
SHE'S HOT, BUT SHE LIKES CLAY AIKEN.

SHE'S HOT, BUT I’M A SPINELESS, SNIVELLING MILKTOAST EXCUSE OF A MAN WHO’LL NEVER GROW THE COJONES NEEDED TO APPROACH HER ON THE ‘C’ TRAIN EVERY MORNING AT 7:08 SO I’LL CONTINUE TO CASUALLY BRUSH UP AGAINST HER WHEN THE DOORS OPEN AND WE JOCKEY FOR ASS-SPACE WHILE I DISCREETLY SMELL HER AND HOLD THAT IMAGE WITH ME ALL DAY ONLY TO EXPERIENCE THE SAME THING 8 HOURS LATER.

Find them on Twitter @sheshotbut and don't worry, they're working on a heshotbut.com

15 comments :

  1. lmfao this is crazy! There's really a site dedicated to knocking down a chick for her 'hotness'?

    I'm not the most attractive chick in the world, but I'm far from a hater! I'm not the type to try to find a flaw in a chick just because she is hot. More props to her and I wish I was a hot chick too lol

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  2. ha... seriously? thanks for this but some are pretty bad

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  3. I think my favourite is "She's hot but she was born in the 90s"

    Nice to know some guys feel weird about dating really young girls (assuming the guy who wrote this is way older and probably born in the 80s or late 70s).

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  4. The ability to make a good sandwich is always an asset. Crappy sandwiches are a dealbreaker for sure!

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  5. How about a mirror site for guys...
    He's hot but he wears Ed Hardy
    He's hot but he's kind of a misogynist...etc.

    And then you could click on the BUTS you didn't really mind, and it could function as a dating site.

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  6. Haters that's all, How about she's hot but I'm so lonely that I will take tim to try to find fault.

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  7. She's hot, but her hotness melted my snowman...

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  8. I know I'm beautiful! But don't hate me because this since I have herpes!!! Also I am an engineer who works for the largest herpes dating and support site PositiveFish. com. I have to tell you a secret, you can choose not to believe me. But the truth is that this site has more than 1,880,000 members and about 80% members are good looking in my estimation.

    Unfortunately, STD rates soar worldwide and most people with STDs don't even know that they have them. The government should grant more money for STD education to lower the rates of STD transmission.

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  9. This was one of your more enjoyable posts.

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  10. @Alex, They are working on a heshotbut.com so get yours ready for those guys!

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  11. that site cracks me up

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  12. thats great that they're making a heshotbut.com! i've always thought about how there should be one since cosmo featured this site in their magazine!! ahaha

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  13. Sounds like it was written by a woman who has never approached a man in her life.

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  14. @FALEN AKA THUNDERCAT832
    Yeah right. Don't tell me you've never seen a hot girl and thought "fucking bitch".

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