Monday, January 17, 2011

Never trust a guy who...

Never trust a guy who
Photo by Etiam Vita


Has a picture he took of himself shirtless in his bathroom mirror as the background on his iPhone...and you thought Ed Hardy shirts were pretentious.

Tells you he's Metallica's accountant but can't tell you any details on the band like the names of certain members or statistics. If you're going to lie about your job profession, at least Wikipedia it to make yourself sound slightly knowledgeable.

Then proceeds to say "okay, I'm really a banker." A banker where, the Monopoly board on game night?

Roams a bar four times and reintroduces himself four times. As four different people.

Has hot dog links in his pocket. Come on. Didn't your mother teach you anything in life? Those are perishable.

Instead of shaking hands, he grabs--or shakes--your ass.

Asks you if you like to bend over instead of answering your question. Say yes or no, then walk away.

Shuts you up when any cast member of Glee is speaking during the Golden Globes.

Offers you one of his egg rolls on an airplane but doesn't eat the rest. Remember what mom said about not taking drinks from frat guys at parties? Chinese food on airplanes applies as well.




8 comments :

  1. Didn't even realize that many men were that into glee.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Hi all, superb forum I have found It very accommodating & it's helped me a great deal
    I hope to be able to contribute & assist other users like this board has helped me

    _________________
    [url=http://iphoneusers.com]unlock iphone 4[/url]

    ReplyDelete
  3. If these tips are all based on real life experiences, then LA must be even more douche-dense than NYC.

    ReplyDelete
  4. I keep my pepper spray handy for guys like that! A spritz to the eyes turned an A-hole to a nice guy ;)

    ReplyDelete
  5. @ Alex... real life in San francisco. It's a sad world, but there's hope

    ReplyDelete
  6. Ah, SF, the capital of F-You flip flops and nerds getting over high school rejection issues...

    ReplyDelete
  7. Truer words have never been spoken.

    Though the chinese on an airplane I had never heard before.

    Are you sure all the men mentioned weren't in the same fraternity?

    ReplyDelete
  8. Agreed!

    http://girlonyourleft.blogspot.com/2010/11/i-dont-even-like-this-wordbut.html

    ReplyDelete

file:///C:/Users/Owner/Downloads/pinterest-7f789.html