Tuesday, July 27, 2010

What's out, what's in

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Out: Arizona
In: New Jersey

Out: Jonas Brothers
In: Justin Beiber

Out: Public displays of affection
In: Publicly displaying hatred towards your ex over a status update

Out: Barack Obama T-Shirts
In: "Free Weezy" T-Shirts

Out: Terrorists
In: Russian spies

Out: Wizards
In: Vampires, unfortunately

Out: Hurricane Katrina damage
In: BP oil spill

Out: MySpace
In: Chatroulette

Out: sanctity of Marriage
In: Gay marriage


Out: Hardback books
In: Electronic books

Out: Lil Wayne, at least until he's out of jail
In: Eminem once more, at least until he insults someone again

Out: Diet's/not eating
In: Going organic/smoking

Out: "Michael Jackson was a freak"
In: "Michael Jackson was a prodigy"


Out: Skyping
In: Sexting

Out: leggings
In: Not wearing pants, thank you Gaga

Out: iPhones
In: The Droid

Out: Church of Scientology
In: Whatever Tom Cruise is on

Out: STD's
In: Swine Flu


Out: frappacinos
In: cupcakes that are overpriced.

Out: Sarah Palin
In: Snookie

Out: Toyota's
In: Fixies

Out: Michael Phelps
In: Tiger Woods

Out: Rehab
In: facing your addiction, one ankle bracelet at a time


Out: Blow up dolls
In: Avatar women

Out: Chivalry
In: Cheating on your wife

Out: unemployment
In: deferrals


Out: seeing straight
In: wearing prescription glasses when you don't need to but want to

Out: Michael Lohan
In: Mel Gibson, for the win

15 comments :

  1. hahah...word. you're awesome

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  2. agreed...so good. your humor is spot on

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  3. ha! this post made me laugh long and hard. you're hilarious!

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  4. It's about time blow up dolls get kicked to the curb by aliens.

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  5. "Out: Public displays of affection
    In: Publicly displaying hatred towards your ex over a status update"

    Epic.

    There is an award for you on my blog!

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  6. i think Chris Hansen will be catching predators next on Chatroulette! wooo.

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  7. get published already

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  8. I love this. I lol'd numerous time. Very true stuff

    "Out: Jonas Brothers
    In: Justin bieber"

    too true

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  9. love this post. your blog is hilarious. i found you from Lilly's blog. I'm following you.
    =)

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  10. haha I love this. I wanna do something similar to this someday. I enjoy your blog!

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