What's out, what's in
7/27/10Out: Arizona
In: New Jersey
Out: Jonas Brothers
In: Justin Beiber
Out: Wizards
In: Vampires, unfortunately
Out: Hurricane Katrina damage
In: BP oil spill
Out: MySpace
Out: sanctity of Marriage
In: Gay marriage
Out: Hardback books
In: Electronic books
Out: Lil Wayne, at least until he's out of jail
In: Eminem once more, at least until he insults someone again
Out: Diet's/not eating
Out: "Michael Jackson was a freak"
In: "Michael Jackson was a prodigy"
Out: Skyping
In: Sexting
Out: leggings
In: Not wearing pants, thank you Gaga
Out: iPhones
In: The Droid
Out: Church of Scientology
In: Whatever Tom Cruise is on
Out: STD's
In: Swine Flu
Out: frappacinos
In: cupcakes that are overpriced.
Out: Sarah Palin
In: Snookie
Out: Toyota's
In: Fixies
Out: Michael Phelps
In: Tiger Woods
Out: Rehab
In: facing your addiction, one ankle bracelet at a time
Out: Blow up dolls
In: Avatar women
Out: Chivalry
In: Cheating on your wife
Out: unemployment
In: deferrals
Out: seeing straight
In: wearing prescription glasses when you don't need to but want to
Out: Michael Lohan
In: Mel Gibson, for the win
In: New Jersey
Out: Jonas Brothers
In: Justin Beiber
Out: Public displays of affection
In: Publicly displaying hatred towards your ex over a status update
Out: Barack Obama T-Shirts
In: "Free Weezy" T-Shirts
Out: Terrorists
In: Russian spies
In: Russian spies
Out: Wizards
In: Vampires, unfortunately
Out: Hurricane Katrina damage
In: BP oil spill
Out: MySpace
In: Chatroulette
Out: sanctity of Marriage
In: Gay marriage
Out: Hardback books
In: Electronic books
Out: Lil Wayne, at least until he's out of jail
In: Eminem once more, at least until he insults someone again
Out: Diet's/not eating
In: Going organic/smoking
Out: "Michael Jackson was a freak"
In: "Michael Jackson was a prodigy"
Out: Skyping
In: Sexting
Out: leggings
In: Not wearing pants, thank you Gaga
Out: iPhones
In: The Droid
Out: Church of Scientology
In: Whatever Tom Cruise is on
Out: STD's
In: Swine Flu
Out: frappacinos
In: cupcakes that are overpriced.
Out: Sarah Palin
In: Snookie
Out: Toyota's
In: Fixies
Out: Michael Phelps
In: Tiger Woods
Out: Rehab
In: facing your addiction, one ankle bracelet at a time
Out: Blow up dolls
In: Avatar women
Out: Chivalry
In: Cheating on your wife
Out: unemployment
In: deferrals
Out: seeing straight
In: wearing prescription glasses when you don't need to but want to
Out: Michael Lohan
In: Mel Gibson, for the win
15 comments
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ReplyDeleteHAHA This is good!
ReplyDeleteIt's about time blow up dolls get kicked to the curb by aliens.
ReplyDeleteGreat summation.
ReplyDeleteHA!
"Out: Public displays of affection
ReplyDeleteIn: Publicly displaying hatred towards your ex over a status update"
Epic.
There is an award for you on my blog!
i think Chris Hansen will be catching predators next on Chatroulette! wooo.
ReplyDeleteget published already
ReplyDeleteI love this. I lol'd numerous time. Very true stuff
ReplyDelete"Out: Jonas Brothers
In: Justin bieber"
too true
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haha I love this. I wanna do something similar to this someday. I enjoy your blog!
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